May 16, 2013 • 116 notes • littlesammythemoose
Me: Haha I don't need to start revising I've got a month
Me: Haha I don't need to start revising I've got 2 weeks
Me: Haha I don't need to start revising I've got a week
Me: Haha I don't need to start revising I've got a night
Me: Haha I should probably start revising the exam is in 2 hours.
Me: Haha I don't know anything on this paper because I didn't revise
May 16, 2013 • 18,658 notes • whatsacanada

whatsacanada:

crona-makenshi-1994:

whatsacanada:

“what’s wrong with hipsters?”

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omfg theyre australian O.O….i don’t want to live in this country anymore * x9999 facepalm combo*

can you *x9999 facepalm combo* off my post

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May 16, 2013 • 75,960 notes • aimlessme

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May 16, 2013 • 11,974 notes • marvelized

I love you Paris. I love you France. I see Gwyneth’s underpants.

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May 16, 2013 • 14,232 notes • topherchris
the-absolute-funniest-posts: My lovely followers, please follow this blog immediately!

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

My lovely followers, please follow this blog immediately!

May 16, 2013 • 115,567 notes • collectyourhearts

collectyourhearts:

the difference between pizza and your opinion is that i asked for pizza

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May 16, 2013 • 31,250 notes • wallflowrd

When one of my friends actually raises their hand to participate in class

sodamnrelatable:

 

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May 16, 2013 • 7,213 notes • killer-pineapples
killer-pineapples: this is the most quality roleplay I’ve been in all night

killer-pineapples:

this is the most quality roleplay I’ve been in all night

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May 16, 2013 • 105,375 notes • desiredpermanence-

13 year olds who reblog sex gifs with 'yes please'

laugh-addict:

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May 16, 2013 • 2,329 notes • whenyouwereherebefore

laughingstation:

More FUNNY POST here!

May 16, 2013 • 119,775 notes • ta-ble

iced-anguish:

for-asgardia:

wolfchasing:

undrunkscotsman:

gyzym:

snowdarkred:

samsamtastic:

always

he would run into so many buildings

“Sir, are you entirely certain we shouldn’t just reblog—” 

“JARVIS, JUST DO IT” 

“I simply think it might be seen as…I believe the popular vernacular is ‘a dick move’… to repost a graphic without—”

“Jarvis, I’m fighting crime here, can you spare me the lecture on website etiquette?” 

“I apologize, Mr. Stark, but I have suggested in the past that you not tumble while piloting. If you would simply allow me to—” 

“JARVIS, I SWEAR TO GOD”

He is actually the sort of person that would repost too, come to think of it.

I don’t think he would, actually. He got really annoyed when the government tried to pinch his suit, so why would he repost other people’s hard work? He’s a creator. He knows how much it sucks when people steal your ideas and things, and I can’t believe I’m talking about this what has happened to my life.

Tony is the type of person who would find the people doing the reposting, hack their tumblrs, and cover them in pictures of dicks.

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Tumblr, ladies and gentlemen. 

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May 16, 2013 • 139,301 notes • bubbley-boo

marrowskies:

jimeatscake:

i love how the professor is like: whatever’s cool with me

because he loves his daughters THEY ARE JUST TRYING TO MAKE HIM PRETTY HE ACCEPTS THIS

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May 16, 2013 • 7,933 notes • crrocs

crrocs:

i have seen the depths of hell

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May 16, 2013 • 638 notes • riversongsmelody

Narrator: The jig appeared to be up. Aunt Lily was looking directly at her niece – her niece who wasn’t supposed to be alive. And if she had possessed two good eyes, she would have seen her. 

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May 16, 2013 • 44,078 notes • overhumor
lampsarepeopletoo: i read this whole thing in an elderly asian mans voice

lampsarepeopletoo:

i read this whole thing in an elderly asian mans voice

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